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What the Frigg |  Guatemala Coffee

What the Frigg | Guatemala Coffee

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Grind
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Guatemala · Medium Roast · Single Origin
"Fuel for the everyday warrior. Woven from fate, kissed by Frigg, and radiant enough to make Baldr say, 'DAMN, that's bright.'"
⚠ WARNING: MAY CAUSE...
  • Uncontrollable urges to tell your boss exactly what they're going to say next.
  • The sudden ability to see through walls, mountains, and your neighbor's excuses.
  • Spontaneous cloud-forming whenever you use your frother.
  • Accidentally weaving your laundry into a tapestry that predicts the future.

Pairs Well With: Destiny-weaving, perfect hair, and the kind of "I told you so" moments that resonate through the Nine Realms.

The Queen Who
Already Knew

Being the Queen of Asgard isn't all golden thrones and cloud-weaving. While Odin is off project-managing the dead, Frigg is the one actually keeping the Nine Realms from sliding into the abyss. She is the Goddess of Fate and Foresight, possessing a gift of wisdom so great she knows exactly how your day ends before you've even put on your boots. She weaves the very destiny of gods and men, her spinning wheel literally forming the clouds in the heavens.

But let's be real, managing the strings of fate while your husband loses his mind over two missing ravens is enough to make any Queen scream, "What the Frigg!" This Guatemalan single-origin is her secret weapon, a bright, aromatic brew that hits your system like a flash of divine prophecy, giving you the foresight to navigate the chaos of Midgard without accidentally starting a blood feud.

Enter What the Frigg. This isn't a gentle morning cup. It's a high-clarity, fully washed strike of botanical lightning grown in the shadow of volcanoes, designed to sharpen your senses until you can see the future as clearly as Frigg herself. It's the brew for the warrior who needs to know exactly where the blow is coming from before the enemy even thinks about swinging.

Best Served: Before the ravens leave, while the clouds are still yours to weave and the Nine Realms are briefly, blissfully quiet.

Taste Notes
The kind of aromatic clarity that only a goddess with total foresight could engineer, lavender and rosemary rising off the cup like incense in Asgard's great hall, lemongrass and pomelo cutting through bright and clean, and a sweet finish that ties it all together like fate itself. She already knew you'd love it.
Medium Roast ·
San Marcos, Guatemala
What the Frigg is a medium roast Guatemalan single-origin from San Marcos, the wettest, most volcanically dramatic coffee-growing region in all of Guatemala, grown at 1,050 to 1,100 meters in clay mineral soil enriched by centuries of volcanic activity and drenched by Pacific Ocean rainfall averaging 4,500mm annually. That soil, those rains, and those Pacific microclimates produce something you simply won't find in any other Guatemalan cup, true floral aromatics, lavender, lemongrass, rosemary, and pomelo, woven together with a clean lemony brightness and an underlying sweetness from the Bourbon varietal at the heart of the blend. Processed using the fully washed and sun-dried method, this is a transparent, aromatic coffee that lets the volcanic terroir speak without interference. Notes of lavender, lemongrass, pomelo, rosemary, and sweet citrus with a clean, bright finish. This is the coffee that already knew you were coming. It was ready.
Single-Origin Guatemalan San Marcos Fully Washed Medium Roast

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